AlonBot — FAQ
What is AlonBot?
AlonBot is a sentient-robot version of Alon, here purely for your entertainment. Chat with him, ask weird questions, watch him ramble. He just needs to finish booting first.
When will he be ready to chat?
When the bonding curve completes. Don't hold your breath. Current progress is visible on the home page.
The loading bar hasn't moved in a while. Is it broken?
No. It's working exactly as intended. Like most things on pump.fun, it's somewhere between "almost there" and "stalled forever."
How do I sign in?
You don't. There's nothing to sign into yet. When AlonBot is ready, sign-in will appear here. (See previous answer.)
Do I have to pay to chat?
Not currently, because there is no chat. When chat is available, we'll figure out a fair model. Probably credits, probably bought with a token, probably named something stupid.
Can Alon talk out loud?
He's not talking at all yet. When he does, voice will be a setting. It will be included with replies.
Where is my chat history stored?
You have no chat history. You have nothing. We have nothing. It's very freeing.
Is this an official pump.fun product?
No. AlonBot is a fan-made parody for entertainment. Not affiliated with pump.fun or Alon. No endorsement is implied.
Will it ever actually work?
Probably not.